Lake Atitlán ~
Lake Atitlán ~
January 13th-19th, 2026
To write about the extraordinary and ferocious body of water that is Lake Atitlán, we have to talk about its origin. Each of the twelve lakeside towns has a very distinct culture and way of life, as well as their own origin story for the lake. The most contemporary and scientifically supported explanation is that about 84,000 years ago a massive volcanic eruption known as the Los Chocoyos eruption ejected roughly 300 km³ of ash and pumice, causing the magma chamber beneath the volcano to collapse and form a large depression, or caldera, which later filled with water to create the lake. Then, fish were deposited into the lake by humans and evolution took flight, leaving the lake to be fabulous for fishing today. My preferred story is the ones told by the Mayan communities around the lake, specifically the old abuelas that flip tortillas on the side of the cobblestone streets, stare into your soul, and without greeting you or even knowing you are American, mumble in perfect English, “is America safe with Trump?”, to which you reply, “No.”
They say that 84,000 years ago there was a beautiful woman who bathed in a small pond near her village. Each day as she washed herself in this pond, the water she was submerged in became more and more enamored with her beauty, obsessed with getting to be the one to clean her. Time went by and sure enough the beautiful woman appeared each day and the pond became more and more infatuated. Then one day she didn’t come. Weeks went by before the beautiful woman came back to the pond, and when she did, she brought a man. She had fallen in love. The water, in a fit of fury and jealously, summoned the wind, and together they grew into an enormous and mighty force, drowning the two lovers and creating the vast lake that is now Lake Atitlán. And every day in the afternoon, when the wind picks up and the lake gets a little choppy, its the reminisce of the fury the water felt from this betrayal. And somewhere under the waves lies the loving couple, the spirit of their love still felt across the lake. This lake carries all the magic of that story. The consistent changes of the wind each afternoon alone make you feel the water’s emotion and evoke the believe that it’s full of culture, history, spirits, secrets and heartbreak.
In the village of Santiago, a Mayan community with a strong local democratic government, this is the story of Lake Atitlan. We were told this story at the top of a cliff in Santiago, overlooking the lake and imagining the little pond it once was. There was a large family staring at us while our guide explained the history. Finally one of the elderly family members approached us asking if his daughter could take a picture with me because she thought I was a princess. At least ten family members whipped out their phones to capture me and the little girl, her name was Reina and she was about 6 or 7. I may be a princess, but Reina was a queen :)
Santiago worked intentionally to preserve Mayan culture, seeming slightly less disrupted by Spanish and Catholic influence. In many of the other towns you could feel Catholicism through the architecture or art, but here the Mayan gods were represented opposed to Jesus, everyone was in traditional dress, and spoke a certain dialect. In some of the other towns we visited there were murals of Jesus and the Mayan gods morphed into one kind of fused religion, and that blend is what most contemporary Guatemalans around the lake embrace and practice today. There are even churches that are half in the old Mayan architectural style and half in a more Spanish Catholic style. One church has a massive painting of a white dude from Oklahoma, known as ‘Padre Alpa’ who was apparently a local hero for protecting the Indigenous population during the Civil War…something about the piece cracked me up because he looked exactly like a white dude from Oklahoma.
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026
Hotel Atitlán
-3 hours by private van to Lake Atitlan
-Check into Hotel Atitlan & just wow!
-Relax in the hot tub
-Dinner at the hotel- amazing chicken fajitas
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026
Panajachel
-Morning hot tub & breakfast buffet
-Photoshoot in the hotel gardens
-Explore Panajchel and all the markets
-Dinner at Mayan modern fusion spot
Heaven is Hotel Atitlán
Town Touring with Josue
-Peaceful boat ride to Santiago with Josue
-Tour of Santiago: old village with a strong community
-Tour of San Juan: colorful and touristy town
-Chocolate and weaving tours in San Juan
-TERRIFYING boat ride to San Marcos
-Cliff jumping into the lake at the nature reserve
-Chicken Fajitas and Strawberry Shortcake Cocktails back at the hotel
Thursday, January 15th, 2026
The town of San Juan is vibrant and colorful, with umbrellas hung above the cobblestone hills and marketplaces overfilling with textiles and chocolates. It was far more touristy than Santiago, but still had a strong sense of community and presence of locals. We visited a textile women’s co-op and saw how the women spin cotton into yarn and weave it into the fabric. The most incredible part was how they die the yarn, all with different kinds of plants resulting in the most vibrant of shades. The school in the center of town is full of yellows or oranges and historical murals, it’s full of so much new life. Some of the streets have banners with the faces of all the local town heroes, politicians or artists or just stand out citizens. Down by the water, there are fields of lavender. I have never entered such a cheerful town; touristy, but in a way that felt both vital, but also exciting for the community. Our guide told us that the people of San Juan wanted their town to be a destination, they painted the sidewalks and hung umbrellas so that people would visit it and support the economy and love it there. We had to go back twice.
Rough afternoons on the lake
San Pedro
-Last breakfast at Hotel Atitlan
-ATV tour around the lake, exploring two new towns (Santa Canteria & San Antonio)
-Boat ride to San Pedro and arrive at Mr. Mullet’s Hostel
-Amazing Israeli food and San Pedro nightlife!
Friday, January 16th, 2026
San Pedro was next, a party town for young Europeans and Australians (& Americans I suppose hah) that like to hike and get drunk. We spent one night here at Mr. Mullet’s hostel, the notorious party hostel with beer pong and sing alongs each night. San Pedro was extremely hilly and had one main strip to trap and distract us tourists. Unlike San Juan, every local there seemed fed up with tourists…our Tuk Tuk driver gave so little of a fuck that he stopped our ride to have a chicken wing lunch for himself in the middle of the five minute trip to our hostel. There were cheap drinks and an iconic live music bar called Sublime that everyone was at, including two groups we had met previously from other parts of the lake. We took a ton of shots and stayed fairly sober and ate a delicious meal at an Israeli restaurant. That was the other unexpected part of San Pedro, there was a large Israeli population- half the signage on the main strip was in Hebrew. It was perhaps the most diverse town around the lake with a strong presence of outsiders and non Guatemalan people drunkenly roaming the streets. It was not my favorite, but it was not as appalling as San Marcos…
SUBLIME BAR, SAN PEDRO
San Marcos
-Morning brunch in San Pedro
-Head over to hippie town, San Marcos
-Cliff jump and swim in San Marcos
-Explore creepy town & eat dinner with people on Iawaska (not us)
Saturday, January 17th, 2026
Welcome to the land of lost white dudes and Pirates of the Caribbean extras. Ive never been somewhere that clashed with my personality in such a personal and aggressive way. The only way to explain this town is to talk about the taqueria we ate dinner at on our first night there. It was a seemingly normal restaurant until the dj started and the hippies began to trickle in. They all forgot their shoes and nobody washed their hair. Sorry, that’s actually not even the part I judged. I judged the Iawaska. They zombied around to the music in clusters, forcing their flowy pants to blow in a pretend breeze. I wondered where they all were, probably in some meadow with sheep twirling about, because they certainly were not here in the taqueria. I felt judgemental after I got back to our hippie hostel, but I couldn’t help it.
San Marcos did not have street lights and the pathways were narrow…there was something eerie about all of it. It had hints of a yoga relaxation retreat vibe, and after all the best swimming in the lake was here, but mostly the land of lost white man reigned and cast a dark shadow on the whole town. We got two massages while we were here, Mars had a terrible masseuse at the first spot so he insisted we try another spot. To my amusement and his disappointment, he had the exact same masseuse at the second spot he tried. There was something off about San Marcos and I loved to hate it.
San Juan/San Marcos
-Last full day…
-Back to San Juan to shop & brunch
-Lunch and spa afternoon in San Marcos
-Final dinner on the water in San Marcos
Sunday, January 17th, 2026
Monday, January 19th, 2026
Travel Day Home
-Amazing brunch in San Marcos
-Transfer to the airport
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